why is it that...

~When I start to like an actor/actress and then find out they are Canadian, I kind of start liking them less? (possible answer: B/c Canada is just America's hat)

~Eight minutes into the announcements of the Golden Globes I already feel like I have been watching the ceremony for hours? (possible answer: Billy Bush is a moron & W's first-cousin)

~Much like a watched pot never boils, a watched cell phone never rings? (I have no answer, other than to give me yet another reason to cry myself to sleep)