I've heard stories about people dropping their phones into the toilet and the truth is that I have always thought those people were stupid. I mean really, who does that? Well, as of 3:46pm cst on 01.09.08 I became one of them. The phone is working as normal with one slight detail...the speakers are not working. It does not ring and it does not vibrate. So now I will only know if you are calling me if I am staring at my phone. And y'all know that I need to stare at my phone more like, well you know...a fat kid needs cake.
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Which would you rather?
Autobiography Title
Current: The second shot is always the first mistake
Still in the running:
* Taking my Angry Tyrant for a Walk
* One Big Mistake
* A Nun Without An Order
* Tragic Choices
* Beautiful Disaster
* Excitement Then Despair
* Lessons Never Learned
* And then God Laughed
Still in the running:
* Taking my Angry Tyrant for a Walk
* One Big Mistake
* A Nun Without An Order
* Tragic Choices
* Beautiful Disaster
* Excitement Then Despair
* Lessons Never Learned
* And then God Laughed
Hangover Tracker
Top HO of 2008:
1. Early June 2008...In case you were wondering, drinking beer on an empty stomach with very little water while hanging out by the pool on a hot Memphis day will never turn out well. Dehydration, Heat Exhaustion and regular hangover takes 3 days to recover. Though you do lose 5lbs.
2. March 15th...2 shots of Jager, at least 5 blue moons, several bud lights, one cigarette leaves me with a miserable saturday morning of praying to the porcelain god.
3. Feb 10th...456 beers is never a good idea
Top 3 of all time:
1. Day after Cinco de Mayo 2000; just ask me about it
2. See early June 2008...
2. Sept 22nd 2007; never party the day BEFORE your bday
Honorable Mention:
Sometime in early 1998; parents visinting me in college, mom shoving me towards a trash can on Canal street. Dad just walking away...
1. Early June 2008...In case you were wondering, drinking beer on an empty stomach with very little water while hanging out by the pool on a hot Memphis day will never turn out well. Dehydration, Heat Exhaustion and regular hangover takes 3 days to recover. Though you do lose 5lbs.
2. March 15th...2 shots of Jager, at least 5 blue moons, several bud lights, one cigarette leaves me with a miserable saturday morning of praying to the porcelain god.
3. Feb 10th...456 beers is never a good idea
Top 3 of all time:
1. Day after Cinco de Mayo 2000; just ask me about it
2. See early June 2008...
2. Sept 22nd 2007; never party the day BEFORE your bday
Honorable Mention:
Sometime in early 1998; parents visinting me in college, mom shoving me towards a trash can on Canal street. Dad just walking away...
Me
- ana.miranda
- I think I am funnier than you. In fact, I am sure of it. There is nothing really more to say.
yes, i am this cool
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- confession of the day
- seduction
- get me a beer
- more than most
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- confession of the day
- in case you wondering...
- no confession, just an apology
- you obviously do
- bartlett for president
- the ann curry question
- calling in sick
- confession of the day
- sports injury
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- just wanted to say
- he kind of has a point
- confession of the day
- wonder woman
- on sobriety
- i know this sounds crazy
- no confession, just a reminder
- a new low
- consider yourself warned
- confession of the day
- mlk day aka i don't have to work day! part 10
- mlk day aka i don't have to work day! part 9
- mlk day aka i don't have to work day! part 8
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- mlk day aka i don't have to work day! part 6
- no confession, just a thought
- mlk day aka i don't have to work day! part 5
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- mlk day aka i don't have to work day! part 3
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- mlk day aka i don't have to work day!
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- this is so awesome
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- thanks for your votes
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- lets be honest here
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- in the red
- no confession, just a reminder
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- do you ever
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- confession of the day
- like that is possible
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