mlk day aka i don't have to work day! part 8

2:45 pm: No nap. Slight cleaning. Trying to figure out what is the deal with Eddie Murphy's love life. He leaves his wife and kids, procreates with Scary Spice but refuses to admit it until the dna test, then has elaborate bora bora wedding ceremony with Tracy Edmonds. Two weeks later they are not making it official and will remain friends? What no one knows if they are friends in a Goldie Hawn/Kurt Russelkind of way or in the way I am friends with all of you. It gives me a headache.
2:49pm: Does anyone want to have a Bora Bora wedding with me?