could anything be more wrong?

From my horoscope...

As highly discriminating as you are, it could be a lot of fun today to think about all the possibilities that Valentine's Day presents. Of course, you may need to narrow the field, for spreading yourself too thin doesn't work well for you. Finding a balance between playing the field and making a choice can be tricky business. It's likely that an external event will force you to play your hand one way or another.

First of all...ha. As if there was a field to narrow or a choice to make. Oh wait, there was a choice made. And not by me.