boycotts

So a lot of people want the US (or their own countries) to boycott the China Olympics due to China's oppressive treatment of Tibet. I say this is a bad idea. And here is why...

1. Boys in speedos. I only get to see swimming on tv every four years and gosh darn it I want to see basically naked hot boys.
2. We would look like hypocrites. Has anyone heard of a cute little place called 'Guantanamo'?
3. Waterpolo players. Not to mention baseball, soccer and volleyball. Oh and sailors, runners and triathltes and lots more.
4. It would only hurt us. Our athletes would not compete, and coke would not be able to make cute commercials about how Coca-Cola unites the world (which it does!)
5. Did I mention boys in speedos?