3.18.2008

being in college is hard...

According to a new study, "College kids are so frazzled they can't sleep or eat. Or study. Good grief, they're even anxious about spring break."

Remember when we felt that way as undergrads?

I think I found my new career...I want to go on a speaking tour of colleges on the premise that I will help them cope with the stress of college life. What I will really do is tell them to stop being stupid, get drunk and have fun because approximately 15 minutes after the celebratory graduation lunch with their parents, they will finally know what real stress is like. Mine came in the form of $100 bucks in cash from my dad, a pat on the back and no future.

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